I'm just going to quote a few things from the book I was reading which I think are funny..
(but if you don't burst out laughing, i think it's normal. Not everyone shares the same freaky sense of humour as me)
"Toilets for the disabled are the finest toilets in the public toilet world; they're big and roomy, you can stretch out in there , you can move around, you can even dance in there and there's all those handrails on the walls, you can hang things on them. You can hang your clothes on them.YOU CAN TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES, HANG THEM ON HE HANDRAILS AND JUST DANCE AROUND...not that yu'd do that. that'd be weird..im just saying you could... if you wanted to.. "
As you know, I have a huge fear of clowns so I totally agree with what this guy has to say about them -
" Clown have funny red noses and big floppy feet and kooky weird clothes and curly wurly hair and white,pasty skin and strange crazy eyes and twisted, creepy grins and SATANIC CHILD STRANGLING,PSYCHO MANIAC, FACES, STOP THE CLOWNS, MYMMY! DON'T LET THE CLOWNS EAT ME! MUMMY PLEASE, MUMMY! THE CLOWNS.. THE clowns.."
There's a lot more funny things in this book- dork geek jew. I almost fell asleep during flag raising. I felt like I WAS IN my bed, yes, when i was standing. Why! I ask why! I slept at 9 the day before.:P. So, when i came home, I went to the medicine cabinet and checked the pills i had taken in the morning. I took the kind that made you drowsy. *killkill*
Still feel drowsy now. yawnnnn
During Malay class, Amirah, Fi, Zahrah, Nabilah and Athirah.. and me decided to have a go at actually speaking malay in malay class. YIPPEEE. It was all so funny. because Nabilah would say " Hey Athirah! Can i borrow your correction tape" and then Athirah would go " cakap bahasa melayu, (speak malay lah)" and then Nabilah would be like " err... Boleh saya(can i)...what's borrow?" and then we would go "pinjam(borrow)" and then Nabilah would go
OHYEAH! boleh saya pinjam pen pembetulan?" and then we would all burst out laughing.
Or, Nabilah would say something in english and then in malay and then I would say " retarded woman" except I was supposed to say it in malay. So i would say " wanita tidak sempurn(retarded woman)" and we would all burst out laughing again. ahhh good times.....
Good news is that tomorrow's... FRIDAY! which means the next day is SATURDAY! and so on.. I feel happy today... HAHAHA
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